Across the globe all major political parties are now identical: no further waste of time attempting to choose.
We are at last approaching universal equality. Soon most people will be equally obese.
The human right to sport is now established across the continents: betting machines accessible on every corner.
‘Every day a public holiday’. Just a matter of positive thinking – and ‘linguistic flexibility’ by governments.
Dirty coal a thing of the past. All known resources have now been fully consumed.
Religious conflict successfully suppressed. The Christian faith now supreme.
The last refugee displacement camp has closed. We hear no further call from there. It was just a simple matter of time and wear.